Rigged Virginia Primary Prediction

The establishment has already decided, for one reason or another that Mitt “corporations are people with dogs shitting on the roof” Romney; the only thing that remains is how they’ll rig the elections to arrange that he wins the nomination and they can still maintain some plausible claim, no matter how pathetic, that this decision was made as part of a democratic process. Part of that rigging process, of course, includes the Virginia primary where, apparently, Mitt “corporations are people with dogs shitting on the roof” Romney has had support from the local republicans in power that arranged for most candidates to be kept off the ballot. I assume Mitt “corporations are people with dogs shitting on the roof” Romney got on the ballot by the rules, however when they made the rules they almost certainly knew that Mitt “corporations are people with dogs shitting on the roof” Romney had a much stronger political machine that could enable him to get the signatures that he needed to get on the ballot.

Ideally Mitt “corporations are people with dogs shitting on the roof” Romney would be the only one on the ballot but unfortunately Ron Paul had the real grass roots support that was required to get the large number of signature on the ballot, unlike Mitt “corporations are people with dogs shitting on the roof” Romney who had to pay much more to arrange for people to collect the signatures. A federal Judge has ruled that these candidates can’t be on the ballot due to the fact that they knew about the rules ahead of time and that they should have objected sooner if they had any objections. I predict that this ruling will not be overturned at least until Mitt “corporations are people with dogs shitting on the roof” Romney loses one or more primary or caucus election. If he does lose one soon then the ruling might be overturned.

So far Mitt “corporations are people with dogs shitting on the roof” Romney has never received a majority in any poll or election and the only reason that Mitt “corporations are people with dogs shitting on the roof” Romney has won two election so far is due to the fact that the opposition has been divided among many other candidates that are just as pathetic as Mitt “corporations are people with dogs shitting on the roof” Romney. Once more people drop out of the race then he is much less likely to win elections. If Mitt “corporations are people with dogs shitting on the roof” Romney and Ron Paul are the only ones on the ballot in Virginia then I predict that Ron Paul will make a very strong showing depriving Mitt “corporations are people with dogs shitting on the roof” Romney of a majority, perhaps even winning. If Mitt “corporations are people with dogs shitting on the roof” Romney actually does win it will be by a squeaker with less than fifty percent of the vote due to the fact that many people will write in other names whether they’re other candidates that are actually running or Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn, Seamus the dog or anyone else, dead or alive.

Just in case some of you are wondering about how Mitt “corporations are people with dogs shitting on the roof” Romney got such an unusually long middle name, I just thought I would make it clear that I have no idea. I’ve been told that it is even on his birth certificate; I don’t know for certain that this is true but I do know that it wasn’t because I wanted to repeat the same phrase over and over again for propaganda purposes or due to the fact that I can’t type well and by using the cut and paste function of this name I can fill out a blog page quicker by repeating Mitt “corporations are people with dogs shitting on the roof” Romney’s name over and over again. I would never do such a thing.

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The following are the original replies when this was first posted on Open Salon.

Well at least someone in the Romney circle isn't as constipated as he seems to be... I heard him talking about how the discusion of income disparity "should be conducted in quiet rooms somewhere" because it was being discussed in public to create "class warfare". Too bad his old Irish Setter wasn't on the set at that moment to comment.

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Samasiam January 14, 2012 01:09 PM

Sam, "Class warfare" was begun when the ruling class rigged the system so that the most productive people don't get to keep their earnings while those that control the system take it; then they use their control over the propaganda machine to make it appear that it is those that complain that are initiating "class warfare."

This is why they want to discuss it in "quit rooms" without press coverage.

zacherydtaylor January 14, 2012 01:16 PM

Well, I don't know how the Virginia Ballot is going to wind up but I can tell you that the Michigan Primary has the following on the ballot for Republicans: Michele Bachman, Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, Jon Huntsman, Gary Johnson, Fred Karger, Ron Paul, Rick Perry, Buddy Romer, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Uncommited and, a space for a write in candidate.

Why am I looking at a primary ballot when the primary election isn't until the 28th of Feb? Count Back 45 days from then and that's when I MUST (by federal law) have ballots available for absentee and MOVE voters. And so I have hundreds of ballots... which I must account for every one and guard them with my life. I have to guard the voted ballots even more closely.

MrsRaptor January 14, 2012 02:00 PM

I don't think Romney has a chance in Hell of beating Obama. That's the part that's rigged. It's like the corporate elite has closed ranks to give him the election in November.

Dr Stuart Jeanne Bramhall January 15, 2012 01:05 AM

Mrs. Raptor, why don’t they have them have them in a safe, monitored by a security system if their so concerned about them? This paranoia shouldn’t be necessary but if it is it is only because of the manipulations that’re happening as a result of the corrupt political parties mainly the Republican’s although the democrats aren’t too much better. Those federal laws should also prevent all the voter suppression laws that’re being passed in many states lately; I don’t recall hearing whether Michigan was one although at least two surrounding states are.

You may be right but Obama is so absurd that he might actually give Mitt a chance assuming the propaganda goes in that direction and the public accepts the insane assumption that we should all line up and vote either for corrupt corporate candidates A or B instead of choosing sincere candidates that’re virtually boycotted by the mass media.

Thanks all

zacherydtaylor January 16, 2012 09:26 AM