Conclusive evidence of Alien Abduction??

Barney and Betty Hill

I'll keep my comments to a minimum on this one; but take a good look at these pictures and ask yourself one question; can this be explained without either direct or indirect influence from aliens abducting people?

If your answer is no then what we have here is conclusive evidence of Alien Abduction!



Travis Walton



Donald “What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening” Trump



Dan "Potatoe" Quayle



Bob "Viagra" Dole who says, "We know it's (tobacco) not good for kids. But a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good."




George "Rats" Bush



Dick "Dark side" Cheney



Sarah "can actually see Russia, from land, here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska" Palin



Christine "Not a Witch" O'Donnell



Sharron "Second Amendment Remidies" Angle



Carl "I'll take you out" Paladino



Michael "I'll throw you off this fucking balcony" Grimm



Rand "bit of a crowd control problem (stomping protester for disagreeing)" Paul



Mitt "Corporations are people" Romney although at least 47% if not over 90% might disagree



Herman "999" Cain



Rick "Oops" Perry



Michele "John Wayne Gacy" Bachmann



Newt "Family Values" Gingrich asking for divorce while wife is in hospital bed.



Rick “do not euthanize me” Santorum



Allen "threat to the gene pool" West “This is it. I’m going to count to five again, and if you don’t give me what I want, I’m going to kill you.”



Ted “It is the job of a chaplain to be insensitive to atheists” Cruz

A False for his claim that "the jurisdictions with the strictest gun control laws, almost without exception … have the highest crime rates and the highest murder rates."



Todd "legitimate rape" Akin



Mike “weird spice, kitchen-cabinet cure” Huckabee



Bobby "Stop being the stupid party" Jindal unless ...



Chris "Teacher hating Bridgegate" Christie



JEB “(Poor) People Need To Work Longer Hours.” Bush



Marco "God has blessed the Republican Party" Rubio



Carly "fully formed fetus" Fiorina



Scott “If I can take on 100,000 protesters, I can do the same across the globe (including ISIS?)” Walker



Ben "Grain Storage" Carson





Donald "Show me the birth certificate we're going to build a wall and Mexico will pay for it" Trump



Hillary "often confused" Clinton

Even if you don't think this is adequate evidence for Alien Abduction it should raise serious doubts about whether the media coverage is more absurd and insane for UFOs or for the politicians that are expected to lead our country, or at least the ones the media is actually willing to cover.

The political leaders that do get elected routinely authorize bombing around the world and selling more weapons than any other country and other countries routinely retaliate, often with the weapons sold to them by us and after the Paris Attack instead of discussing this they argue over whether they should call them "Radical Islam."

Is any sane person really going to consider that more rational than Alien Abduction theories?